via Craigslist:
Your name was Luenell. You used to be married to Borat.
You took my breath away in the skies when you asked me if I was a paparazzi.
I said “no, baby. Salvadoran Vogue.”
You captured my heart and I know that we’d make beautiful babies together.
Here is a picture of us when we shared our magical moment.
I’d like to get to know you.
Your Papi,
Jorge
- Location: Right when we flew over Las Vegas
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
