THIS IS JORGE

via Craigslist:

Your name was Luenell. You used to be married to Borat.

You took my breath away in the skies when you asked me if I was a paparazzi.

I said “no, baby. Salvadoran Vogue.”

You captured my heart and I know that we’d make beautiful babies together.

Here is a picture of us when we shared our magical moment.

I’d like to get to know you.

Your Papi,

Jorge

• Location: Right when we flew over Las Vegas
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